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Lyrics :::
The
Waitress Song
Heather Larkin
(I'm not your waitress)
So you can
take those menus
Put 'em where the sun don't shine
And I don't care if you
want
Red or white wine
I'm not your waitress anymore
Sunday brunches
Screaming
kids
French toast, waffles, bloody marys
And let's not forget the coffee
"You
know, I really need to have some coffee
right away...can I have some coffee,
oh,
and honey, can you make it half decaf?"
NO NO NO
I'm not your
waitress anymore
Nights when the smoke is so thick
I can't see the door
And
the music is blaring
I can't hear you order
And I'm sorry if you
Had
a bad day
But that does not mean that you
Get to come here and
Treat
me any old shitty way
I'm not your waitress anymore
I
Admit
Heather Larkin
I admit it
I'm like all the rest
Wish
I had a shoulder
Where I could lay my head
And I admit I want
The usual
things
My sweetheart to kiss me
Say how much he missed me...yeah
And
I admit
My bark is worse
Than my bite
And I admit
I've had way too
many lonely nights
I admit
I've got some scars to show
And I admit
I
don't want to be alone
No more
Cowardly
Man
Heather Larkin
You acted so innocent
Her man had up and left
Yes,
I know what you said
How you two were just friends
And you offered her kind
words
to help her mend
Oh, you were so sweet
I know it's true
But
you took advantage
Of my trust in you
Oh you know it's true
You had
audacity
To claim the problem's me
She was calling our house
All night
and day
Talkin' bout her heart aches
Can't you make it go away
You said,
"Try compassion...
Can't you have sympathy?"
But I was was right all along
You
were cheating on me
C-C-Cowardly
Man I said, what'cha gonna say?
You're
the one who lied everyday
Cowardly Man
Now, wait a minute boyfriend
There's
just a few more things
Before I end
Now you know I loved you
More than
the skies
There was nobody else
That I held in my eyes
But what a lesson
This
has been in the end
I will never
Put anybody before myself
Again...(most
especially)
C-C-Cowardly Man
I said, what'cha gonna say to me?
You're
the one who's
Got no integrity
Cowardly Man
Human
Race
Heather Larkin
I've been here for some time
I tell you
I
am losing my mind
I don't understand this place
No, I don't understand this
place
Bears on bicycles
People starving
But the cows are full
No
this ain't nothing
But a disgrace
By the Human Race
See people closing
their eyes
They don't want to see
What's inside
Don't want to know the
real facts
Just give me my blindfold,
Put it back
Disregard for culture
Disrespect
for nature
Disrespect for every
Sacred space
By the Human Race
You
say I get too upset
And I say well,
Ignorance is bliss
I just want to
know the truth
I want to pass it on to you
Cruelty to people
Cruelty
to animals
Cruelty to every living thing
What are we doing?
See what
we're proving
That we don't deserve this place
Oh, the Human Race
We
just erase
Get
Me Some
Heather Larkin
Well, you got it
And I want it
Can
I come and
Get Me Some?
'Cause those sweet lips
They're my weakness
Can
I come and
Get Me Some?
(I'm gonna get me some!)
I met him at
St.
John's wood
Not suspecting that we would
Twinkling eyes and that accent
What
can I say?
Hey hey hey hey
Can I have a little
some of your love?
Sitting
across
The room from me
You know that boy is
Flirting with me
I had
some plans
(But they got scrapped)
What can I say?
Hey hey hey hey |
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