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The Waitress Song

(Heather Larkin)
Heather Larkin

Pretty self-explanatory punk rock ditty...

THE WAITRESS SONG

 © Heather Larkin

LarkMuse Publishing, ASCAP

 

I’m not your waitress!                                       

So, you can take those menus                          

Put ‘em where the sun don’t shine

Because I don’t care if you want red or white wine

 

I’m not your waitress anymore

I’m not your waitress anymore

I’m not your waitress anymore

I’m not your waitress anymore

 

Sunday brunches: screaming kids

French toast, waffles, bloody marys

 And let’s not forget THE COFFEE…..

“…You know, I need to have some coffee right away…

….can I have some coffee….and honey, can you make it half decaf?”

 

(Chorus)

 

Nights when the smoke is so thick

I can’t see the door

And the music is blaring, I can’t hear you order

And I’m sorry that you had a bad day

But that does not mean that you get to come here and

Treat me any old shitty way

 

(Chorus - - out)